This is a conversation Zippo and I had today. I have translated "Goatese" into English so you can understand.
"We need to talk, I know you are all excited that Thyme is in season...but she will not be your girlfriend this year!"
"But MOMMY, I have been putting on my best cologne and she really likes me. Haven't you been watching how she wags her tail at me and winks?"
He then blubbers and sneezes.....to add to his argument.
"I understand that she really likes you. You are the !MAN!, to her. But she is promised to Pepsi this year."
Now he snorts, sneezes and blubbers...."But MOMMY.....that's not fair!!!"
"I know, but that is the way it is, so get over it!"
Zippo, sulks away whining.....
"Mommy loves you even though you are a smelly grease ball!!!"
"Thank you, mommy"
And he trots away, still blubbering under his breath.