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When I arrived home today from work, I let the chickens and ducks out. I then headed to the barn to check on the goats, this is when I saw the damage; someone during the day had ripped the downspout from the side of the barn. It was just hanging there by a small retaining strap. At the time of this report the guilty party or parties have not been identified.
The Prime suspects are as follows:
Suspect Number 1: Copperflats Margareta, AKA “Miss Gita” Code Name: Winey
Suspect Number 2: SliceofAlmostHeaven Hazel, AKA “Hazel Wayzel”
Code Name: Goat Dancer
Suspect Number 3: SliceofAlmostHeaven Harriet, AKA “Wussy Harriet”
Code Name: The Vacuum!
Suspect Number 4: SliceofAlmostHeaven Betty, AKA “Miss Betty”
Code Name Dumbo
Be advised that all suspects are now under constant surveillance to see if the guilty party or parties can be identified details to follow……………………………………………………………END
When I arrived home today from work, I let the chickens and ducks out. I then headed to the barn to check on the goats, this is when I saw the damage; someone during the day had ripped the downspout from the side of the barn. It was just hanging there by a small retaining strap. At the time of this report the guilty party or parties have not been identified.
The Prime suspects are as follows:
Suspect Number 1: Copperflats Margareta, AKA “Miss Gita” Code Name: Winey
Suspect Number 2: SliceofAlmostHeaven Hazel, AKA “Hazel Wayzel”
Code Name: Goat Dancer
Suspect Number 3: SliceofAlmostHeaven Harriet, AKA “Wussy Harriet”
Code Name: The Vacuum!
Suspect Number 4: SliceofAlmostHeaven Betty, AKA “Miss Betty”
Code Name Dumbo
Be advised that all suspects are now under constant surveillance to see if the guilty party or parties can be identified details to follow……………………………………………………………END
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