my name is Henry.
I am a catnip junkie
It started so innocently.....they just gave me little, so I would feel good. They told me it was just harmless fun.
It was not long until I was hooked. I needed to get my “fix” three times a day. If the humans were not around to give it to me, I would go on the hunt for it. They were displeased when they would come home and find the house a wreck from my quest for the catnip.
The humans finally confronted me and made me see that I was a catnip junkie!!
I am now in rehab, so remember, my feline friends. Just say no to the catnip!
No cats were harmed in the writing of this post. The humans’ wounds will start healing soon.